Matusalén murió por la ley de la grave-edad.

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Ser ciego no es nada, peor sería ser negro. (Stevie Wonder)

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A una mujer famosa hay que levantarle un busto.

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Siempre quise ser el primero. (Juan Pablo II)

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Las suegras se inventaron porque el diablo no puede estar en todas partes.

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Por que temblará la gelatina? Será que sabe lo que le espera?

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Tengo un corazón de piedra. (Una estatua)

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No veo un pito. (Una monja)

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¡Señora! Educación sí hay, lo que no hay son asientos.

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La confusión esta clarísima.

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